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This party SUCKS!

At this point, what’s the more selfish act: robbery or suicide?

I wish I could be reincarnated in the past as a roman soldier at Jesus’s crucifixion.  It would be a small way of getting back at God.

I wonder if there are any rifle ranges around here that pay for live targets?

I started that whole tribute band thing back in the 80’s,  how was i to know Huey Lewis would have zero staying power?

Everyone I call for help thinks I’ve gotten fat.  I’m fucking starving!  Who is spreading this shit?

This I randomly pulled out of the archives.  I’d say “Enjoy!” but. . .

The day before the 2008 election.

I am a piece of shit spinning out of control in the Toilet of Life.